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OBAMA'S 40 MILLION DOLLAR HOME IN HAWAII - SO THAT'S WHERE THAT 90 BILLION WENT, IS NO ONE GOING TO INVESTIGATE HOW HE CAN AFFORD THIS?.


TAGS: politics
Rating: 3.96/5

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jaxx - October 5, 2012, 8:57 pm
Gee, I wish I could spell better, maybe I could buy a 40 million dollar masion in Hawaii:(
starryeyedguy - October 5, 2012, 3:13 pm
He has written New York Times Bestsellers you know. They actually get paid royalties and stuff... {eye roll}
jaxx - October 4, 2012, 8:28 pm
Must be like when hillary made $100,000.00 off of her little $1,000.00 investment. Dirty Liberals!
jaxx - October 4, 2012, 8:20 pm
My poit Exactly, he can not afford it, why is no one investigating this?. I guess the dirty Bastard IS untouchable!
terroraustralis - October 4, 2012, 8:16 pm
now, come on, its not the money he stole from the taxpayers, its the money he got paid by his handlers to pass the NDAA. taking bribes is different from stealing...
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 7:50 pm
He can't afford it...........


I AM NOT MY HUSBAND - Looks like you're channeling someone much more malevolent.




Hillary Clinton : A legacy of treachery & death! -




WATCHING FOX NEWS - To learn about politics, is like watching Hogan's Heroes to learn about the Holocaust ...




George Carlin Says Tax the Churches -


TAGS: carlin churches politics taxes
Rating: 3.81/5

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RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 3:55 pm
Last of the great satirists. Jon Stewart who?
StoneTools - June 9, 2013, 1:40 pm
so, is it safe to a**ume that you feel the same about the liberals getting non profit status, for instance, the OFA (which is blatantly pro obama) and was already approved with minimum paperwork while right leaners were penalized for not being liberals?
Renza - June 9, 2013, 10:30 am
I thought they upgraded from a wall to a hologram?
Cannabal - June 8, 2013, 11:44 pm
The whole point of tax exemption meant no direct influence in politics at all. Sadly, the wall of church and state has as many holes in it as a US immigration policy.
Rudedog - June 8, 2013, 6:45 pm
No one is claiming George Carlin for their own, just those willing to accept logical, unbiased resolve of that which demands resolution.
Renza - June 8, 2013, 1:47 pm
Is that why you're constantly talking about lefties and Obama followers?
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 11:04 am
You have issues, don't you? Just because 1 or 2 people do something, why does that define a whole group?
BobbEdwards - June 8, 2013, 9:37 am
That was a quick 1L ;-) What's the matter, it's George Carlin! You know, the guy that right-wingers here are trying to claim for their side. I guess they don't want that ridiculous notion spoiled for them...


GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.




TELEPROMPTER CRUTCH - Because it's easier to read a message of "Hope" and "Change" than to actually know your message.


TAGS: politics obama president democrats funny true
Rating: 4.29/5

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WTFO - September 23, 2012, 11:59 pm
Thank you.
arnnatz - September 23, 2012, 11:31 pm
Is that the one he takes on the road with him?
jaxx - September 23, 2012, 10:49 pm
Funny as hell!


OBAMA'S TYRANNICAL RELIGION - "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the 'good' of its victims may be the most oppressive." -- C. S. Lewis




GOD BLESS OUR SOLDIERS - GOD BLESS THE USA


TAGS: politics
Rating: 4.4/5

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americamessedup - November 21, 2014, 11:42 pm
http://www.alternet.org/story/56761/confessions_from_u.s._soldiers_in_iraq_on_the_brutal_treatment_of_civilians "Some participated in such killings; others treated or investigated civilian casualties after the fact."


For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. -


TAGS: liberty politics religious freedom
Rating: 4.56/5

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RonaldReagan - May 5, 2015, 4:22 pm
True


Love Government -


TAGS: politics libertarianism statism detroit somalia
Rating: 4.75/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:19 pm
Ugh


America in decline under Democrat influence. -


TAGS: obama decline politics president
Rating: 4.42/5

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RonaldReagan - May 5, 2015, 4:24 pm
Ginger. Favorite program of my youth.


AMERICANISM - “When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the flag and waving a cross."


TAGS: adolf hitler american politics republicans fascism nazism
Rating: 2.68/5

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kellyvanrijn - May 4, 2015, 8:37 pm
obama, pelosi, reid, schumer, boxer, biden, clinton, menendez, feinstein, franken...


WASHED UP LIBERAL - MADONNA: "I'M PROUD OF OUR BLACK MUSLIM PRESIDENT"


TAGS: politics
Rating: 4.3/5

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deerbag2 - September 26, 2012, 12:57 pm
What the heck happened to her face?
arnnatz - September 25, 2012, 8:19 pm
isn't washed up liberal redundant?


LIBERALISM - THE PHILOSOPHY WHERE I GET TO KEEP MY WEALTH AND LUXURIOUS LIFESTYLE, BUT EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO SHARE WHAT'S LEFT OVER




THE HITLER CARD - Play this card for EPIC WIN in any political debate.




AMERICA - We are number one.


TAGS: america repubs dems politics statistics
Rating: 2.69/5

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twill1962 - December 25, 2013, 8:11 pm
All those statistics are based on absolute numbers and not on population. On a per capita basis, the US isn't even in the top 25 for violent crimes, while England is in the top 5 in the EU.
OTC - December 2, 2013, 1:39 pm
Forgot about the censorship here, spaces added- http://www.statisticbrain.com/r a p e-statistics/
OTC - December 2, 2013, 1:36 pm
McDonalds is an American franchised restaurant for 12 years before it opened its first international store. so why wouldn't we have more than any other nations? So whats the point of that statistic?
OTC - December 2, 2013, 1:29 pm
And divorce rate title goes to- http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records-11000/highest-divorce-rate/
OTC - December 2, 2013, 1:23 pm
How about this for instance- http://www.statisticbrain.com/ra**-statistics/
crankyhead - November 30, 2013, 8:55 pm
Is it too much to ask you to reference that data, bird?
OTC - November 29, 2013, 1:10 am
Shh, its a liberal thing to demonize America, facts don't matter.
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 10:40 pm
Actually, most of these statistics arnt true. look at real data before making claims.


OBAMA IS BRINGING US DOWN - FACTS SPEAK TRUTH.




THE AMERICAN DREAM - Began with the Free Market....NOT with Free Loaders.




OBAMA'S GOOD FRIEND - FOR OVER 20 YEARS AND MARRIED OBAMA AND MICHELLE. AND WHO HE CALLED LAST WEEK FOR ADVICE.




DEPLORABLE!!!! - ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. THIS IS A DIRECT RESULT OF A FAILED LEADERSHIP!!!




GET OUT AND VOTE! -




SECRET SERVICE - Of course I'm upset about the recent events with the Secret Service. But what hurts me the most is that I never got invited to any of their parties!




HEY! PRESIDENT KOOL-AID! - Every citizen in the USA is being tortured by means of water-boarding with liberal Obamaid. (Pinko Commie Flavor)




DEMOCRAT - Decidedly Egocentric Members Of Congress Rationalizing Added Taxes




OBAMA'S MARKET - Notes written in crayon so liberals can understand it.




PLAYING THE RACE CARD - AND BY GOD DON'T SAY "GOLF" OR "CHICAGO" EITHER


TAGS: politics
Rating: 3.69/5

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jaxx - September 30, 2012, 7:51 pm
Anything any Republican says is so twisted and misconstrued by the liberals you may as well just talk to the wall. But when they lie, the American public is suppose to take it as the word sent by their God the spaghetti monster!
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 7:28 pm
Or hater....


ATTENTION WAL-MART SHOPPERS... -


TAGS: zimmerman trayvon politics riots justice
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - July 13, 2013, 2:49 am
coming soon to a FLorida neighborhood near you....


Obama: Americas Liar-In-Chief -


TAGS: obama scandals politics
Rating: 5/5

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Oyster - May 16, 2013, 6:09 am
Up to 4 of them now. When we hit 5, this weekend perhaps?


POLITICIANS - The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.




$$$OBAMA'S DEBT$$$ - $$$$FROM TRILLIONS TO QUADRILLIONS$$$$




ENVY - He's handsome, wealthy, successful, a family man. It's not difficult to understand why liberals hate Mitt Romney so much.




HYPOCRITE - Typical liberal, once they have theirs, they want yours too.




Frivolous IRS spending & squandered taxpayer dollars & they still can't dance! -




"Where was NAACP and media when two black teenagers shot a white baby in the face?!" -




DICTATORSHIP - A POLITICAL SYSTEM WHERE THE LEADER CAN MAKE THE LAWS AND THE LEADER CAN ALSO BREAK THEM




VOTING INDEPENDENT - When neither the Republicans nor the Democrats really cut it for you.




TURKEYS - Look, they're both smiling.




CONSERVATISM - CLINGING FIERCELY TO ONE'S BELIEFS IN THE FACE OF OVERWHELMING OPPOSITION AND OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE THAT YOU ARE WRONG




Inconsistency -


TAGS: guns cars rights republican politics
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - September 26, 2014, 12:04 pm
Thank you.
foxrecon19d - September 26, 2014, 6:11 am
No. I think that comment is the best one on this site.
blesic - September 26, 2014, 12:09 am
No. I think my poster is the best one on this site.
OTC - September 25, 2014, 5:44 pm
oh ok, suppose you educate us on that
JunRed - September 25, 2014, 3:39 pm
not really. besides, I was just mocking an utterly retarded comment about a "right to eat" as an idiotic retort to gun-control. the founding fathers never intended the 2nd amendment to be an individual right or for you to carry homicidal a**ault weapons
Curlyrocks - September 25, 2014, 2:19 pm
It's part of the whole "right to life" thing in the constitution.
OTC - September 25, 2014, 12:57 pm
So you're arguing your own poster?
blesic - September 25, 2014, 12:25 am
That part was eaten by accident.
JunRed - September 24, 2014, 12:04 pm
I don't remember the Right to Eat amendment.
JunRed - September 24, 2014, 12:03 pm
*fewer.
blesic - September 24, 2014, 11:50 am
In that case you should understand my poster since it says in 2 lines what you said in 10.
EmmaRoydes - September 24, 2014, 2:37 am
gun ownership is a right, not a privilege as stated in the 2nd amendment "...the right of the people to keep and bear Arms..."
EmmaRoydes - September 24, 2014, 2:31 am
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that driving an automobile was not a right, but a privilege. States can take away a person's privilege to drive if that person doesn't conform to that state's code of safe conduct.
EmmaRoydes - September 24, 2014, 2:24 am
protect Rights.
EmmaRoydes - September 24, 2014, 2:24 am
You do not have to ask to exercise a Right. You do have to ask to exercise a privilege. You have a Right to eat. You do not have a Right to eat my food. You have to barter (free market) or I can give it to you (charity) The purpose of government is to
blesic - September 24, 2014, 12:22 am
Yes it does.
OTC - September 23, 2014, 6:09 pm
You can buy a TV take it home and use it with no obligations, doesn't mean it's a right to own one
blesic - September 23, 2014, 12:18 am
Okay.
Curlyrocks - September 22, 2014, 2:08 pm
Maybe guns and cars should be treated the same, You can buy a car or a gun, take it to your home and do what you want with it on your own property. But society has to test your competence before you take it out in public where people could get hurt.
blesic - September 20, 2014, 7:38 pm
In that case no one has the right to own a gun. It is only a privilege granted by the government.
Cyberhagen - September 20, 2014, 6:34 pm
Getting a drivers license does not require a background check and a witness or reference. Buying a gun permit does.
Cyberhagen - September 20, 2014, 6:33 pm
By that logic then, buying a gun is a privilege, not a right, because you can't just buy a gun and take it home with no other obligations or prerequisites. The point is, BOTH getting a license to drive and a license to buy a gun requires a process.
blesic - September 20, 2014, 1:07 pm
A driver's license and registration. In most states you don't need a license or registration to own a gun. All that is required is a record of the purchase.
EmmaRoydes - September 20, 2014, 12:57 pm
What permission are you referring to that doesn't equally apply to a gun?
blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:54 pm
The point is one can buy a gun, take it home, and use it. One can buy a car, take it home, but not use it without permission.
EmmaRoydes - September 20, 2014, 12:45 pm
the key word in your statement is "legally". You can do almost anything if you disregard legality. You can commit murder, but not legally. So, I don't understand your point.
blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:41 pm
You are wrong. Getting a license to drive a car is a privilege not a right. Buying a car and driving it home with no other obligations demonstrates a right.
blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:36 pm
There are no amendments about cars. One can own a car but cannot drive it legally without a license and registration.
Cyberhagen - September 20, 2014, 12:27 pm
Flawed logic. You only need take a test to get a drivers license, and even that is easily circumvented these days. You need to apply and undergo an investigation to get a gun permit; and even more so for a handgun; at least, in my state.
EmmaRoydes - September 20, 2014, 12:24 pm
The second amendment covers gun ownership. I don't recall any amendments that cover car ownership (or driving one for that matter)


WHAT A DOUCHE - THE FATHER OF THIS SOLDIER SHOULD HAVE CLEANED BIDEN'S CLOCK.




LIBERALS - THEY CAN'T FACE THE TRUTH




Barack Hussein Obama... -




Paranormal Activity 5 -




FILED CHAPTER 11 - YES, THEY ARE PART OF GM


TAGS: politics
Rating: 5/5

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jaxx - October 27, 2012, 9:05 pm
Yeah, I have my Mortgage with GMAC and that's why I know about this, they have had to send me all the legal papers on it, otherwise I wouldn't even know. They have kept this so hush, hush, I can't believe it. Not one word in the news.
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 9:01 pm
not to mention all those frakkin factories GM built in China and jobs in China after the bailout! "spread the wealth!"


POLITICS -




BACKBONE - SARKOZY - Don't shoot ! I'm French! I'm a coward!




SHIP OF FOOLS - "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." Mark Twain




How many more of Obama's lies are American's expected to believe?! -




SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL - Yeah, that's republicans for you...


TAGS: denial blindness politics
Rating: 1/5

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simplegenius - October 10, 2012, 7:39 pm
actually that sounds like Holder and the many scandals that have rocked the white house during his tenure.


BLATANT LIES - Told over and over again are also called politics ...


TAGS: blatant lies told become politics
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - December 13, 2013, 11:19 am
Politics are corrupt. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.


TOO EASILY AMUSED - Someone told her Obama was getting reelected.




OBAMA YOU DIDN'T KILL OSAMA BIN LADEN - SEAL TEAM 6 DID. BUT YOU DID THROW SEAL TEAM 6 UNDER THE BUS


TAGS: politics
Rating: 4.47/5

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ANN COULTER - Ready for give liberal commentators a piece of something more deadly than her mind.




"I WILL SUPPORT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION. . ." - Not a goddamned ideology. Not a goddamned political party. So help me God.




WASHINGTON - FATHER OF OUR COUNTRY? OR JUST A SLAVE-OWNING CRACKER?




So many want to blame George Zimmerman for the death of Trayvon Martin, when actually it's this prodigy of public education whom people should be upset with. After all, if not for Rachel Jeantel telling Trayvon that, "Zimmerman could be a rapist"... -


TAGS: zimmerman trayvon politics
Rating: 5/5

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Oyster - July 22, 2013, 6:16 am
Yea, her last couple of interviews cetainly have derailed the civil and Federal suits planned aginst Zimmerman. Thank God!


NEW BLACK PANTHER PARTY TWEETS ABOUT ‘STREET MANEUVERS’ SURROUNDING ZIMMERMAN VERDICT: ‘HIGH CHANCE OF REBELLION’ IF ACQUITTED... -


TAGS: obama black panthers riots politics
Rating: 5/5

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terroraustralis - July 14, 2013, 12:09 am
its not the new black panther party that people have to worry about, its the wannabe gangbangers like trayvon, who for the last few weeks have been posting **** like "i need a new TV" in response to tweeted threats of rioting if zimmerman is aquitted.
JGalt - July 13, 2013, 11:47 pm
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/12/new-black-panther-party-tweets-about-street-maneuvers-surrounding-zimmerman-verdict-high-chance-of-rebellion-if-acquitted/
JGalt - July 13, 2013, 11:46 pm
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/megyn-kelly-guest-reacts-to-zimmerman-family-letter-to-doj-new-black-panther-partys-flyer-is-free-speech/
terroraustralis - July 13, 2013, 11:30 pm
peaceful protesters are doing nothing wrong. but anyone who tries to riot and cause violence because of the zimmerman case, is a f***ing terrorist who deserves a missile through their roof.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2013, 11:28 pm
i have a dream that americans will one day live in a country terrorists will be judged not by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their threats.


The DOJ organizes, funds, & busses in protesters for rallies against Zimmerman?! -




Have you noticed how it's the actual racists in this Country who are always the ones doing all the whining about racism in this Country? -




OBAMA’S TRAIL OF SEALED DOCUMENTS. - THE OBAMA SCANDAL AT COLUMBIA




George Zimmerman murder trial Judge, Debra Nelson... -




TRUTH - LOVE OF THE USA




JUST WAIT - "Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad." Aldous Huxley




DON'T FORGET THE VOTER FRAUD OF 2008 - ACORN A COMMIES BEST FRIEND.




The rule of law doesn't apply when you have the criminals calling the shots. -




Where's all of the "selective" political outrage?! -




Obamacare. Unfortunately now we know what's in it. -




REVENGE ON WHO? - THE CRACKERS?...NO, HE'S NOT RACIST!




OBAMA'S BAIL OUT PLAN - LOT OF 10, 100 TRILLION DOLLAR ZIMBABWE NOTES FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $42.95 ON E-BAY.




NO END IN SIGHT -




double standards -




SWEDISH POLITICIANS -




STATE OF THE UNION -




After all the abuse & lawlessness, you really think this fraud won a "legitimate" election?! -




THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK -




So how do you explain a government who wages J ihad on its own Country & citizens as this same government openly supports & aids known militant radical Islamic terrorists in foreign lands?! -




high placed criminals write the rules that make their crimes legal -


TAGS: obama holder scandals politics treason
Rating: 4.6/5

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Rudedog - May 16, 2013, 10:23 pm
Amen Chad


TREASON - THEY NEED TO ANSWER FOR THEIR CRIMES.




TRUTH -




Hillary Clinton for President in 2016? God forbid! -


TAGS: politics hillary 2016 corruption
Rating: 4.5/5

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ihadone - August 2, 2013, 9:26 am
Both!
StoneTools - July 30, 2013, 7:13 pm
I read somewhere that Hillary doesn't like weiner. Does that refer to Anthony Weiner or does it have some other meaning?
Renza - July 29, 2013, 8:49 pm
We all know that one is gonna happen, junk sh**s are pretty standard these days. I mean sure, NYC may be known for its mayors being the most upstanding, moral, and intelligent people... but I bet NYC will want to get their Weiner in there.
StoneTools - July 29, 2013, 1:24 pm
or anthony weiner becoming mayor of NYC
Renza - July 29, 2013, 7:49 am
That's probably what they said about a black guy being president. Or a borderline deficient guy.
sawgnr - July 28, 2013, 10:01 pm
Never gonna happen you witch!!


HONEST TO GOD - I CAN SAY ANYTHING AND THESE LIBERALS BELIEVE IT.




SORRY SWEETIE - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THE FALL ON THIS LYBIA THING.


TAGS: politics
Rating: 4.5/5

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jaxx - October 13, 2012, 12:38 pm
Hahaha.
arnnatz - October 13, 2012, 9:26 am
maybe it was supposed to be labia
jaxx - October 13, 2012, 1:54 am
Yeah, sorry my spelling sucks. I need spell check. Is there any way to fix it?
JGalt - October 13, 2012, 1:46 am
Libya?


The Kangaroo Court trial of George Zimmerman! -




WATCH THIS - I WILL NOW INSERT THIS FINGER IN MY NOSE


TAGS: politics
Rating: 4.43/5

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Huckabee again?!? -




DEBATE DON'T HATE - TOLERANCE




I WILL ALWAY'S LOVE YOU - BRING IT BACK MITT


TAGS: politics
Rating: 3.29/5

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FLIP FLOPPING - "I'm not getting rid of Obamacare, there is many things I like about it."




JE SUIS L'ÉTAT. L'ÉTAT, C'EST MOI ! - Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to know a mam's character ,give him power.A.Lincoln.




:) -




BHO Library -




Not even a "smidgen"? -




Comparisons: You're doing it wrong -




POLITICS AS USUAL -


TAGS: capitalism communism politics exploitation
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 23, 2013, 10:08 pm
Thank you : )
Rudedog - January 23, 2013, 9:49 pm
Simple, great, insightful.


POLITICS, 'MURICAN STYLE -




DOUBLE STANDARDS -




BIBLICAL OPPORTUNITY LOST - Cain vs. Unable.




OBAMA SPENDS $40,000 FOR A SINGLE DINNER ! - Is he trying to turn the election to a celebrity reality show?"




SOLYNDRA - Rejected by Bush Admin. Revived & Fast Tracked by Obama. = Chicago Political Payback




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